
The winner:
Stay thirsty, my friends.– 24ICONOCLAST24
Runners up…
Wolf Blitzer: “It’s the story that won’t go away. Now, an unnamed source tells CNN that Rubio left this bottle on the podium instead of putting it in a recycling bin. We’ll cover this explosive new allegation.”– RMAN 3
Just testing the waters.– THECROW2123