Welcome to the ObamaNation...circa September 9, 2009. According to a White House press release, El Presidente will assemble the nation's "schoochildren" (sic) on September 8, for the nation's first historic instance of what might be called "drive-by indoctrination." We're not sure whether to laugh or cry. The 20-minute address will urge tots from 5 to 11 to avoid dropping out of school. A controversial lesson plan is included, prompting the nation's educators to help kids reach for those special words to express how The Prez "inspires" them. Since our kids are always reading ahead, we are able to offer you a glimpse into the chilling future...the ObamaNation, in all its revolutionary glory. Got plans for September 12?